当一只猫成为黑帮火拼的导火索，这部充满荒诞与暴力的黑色喜剧便拉开了帷幕。教堂内，毒贩们正忙碌着，突然闯入的艾伦镇兄弟（凯与皮尔分饰）用子弹改写了所有人的命运——除了那只敏捷的黑白花猫。当黑帮老大迪亚兹颤抖着哀求"别伤害我的猫"时，谁也没想到这只名为基努的小家伙即将引发更疯狂的连锁反应。
两周后，刚失恋的雷尔（乔丹·皮尔饰）与这只脏兮兮的"天降祥猫"相遇了。他们为猫咪洗澡、拍摄电影 parody 写真集，直到某天回家发现犯罪现场般的公寓与被盗的基努。为了找回爱宠，这对中产表兄弟不得不伪装成令人闻风丧胆的"艾伦镇杀手"，潜入17街混混的巢穴——一家名为"热辣派对宝贝"的脱衣舞俱乐部。
俱乐部里，带着金链子化身"新杰克"的基努正被混混头子切达（Method Man饰）当作吉祥物。为夺回猫咪，两人接下毒品交易任务，却意外卷入安娜·法瑞斯饰演的瘾君子明星举办的荒诞派对。当乔治·迈克尔的《Faith》响起，这群街头混混竟跟着克莱伦斯（基根-迈克尔·凯饰）集体大合唱，而雷尔则在"真心话大冒险"游戏中编造出"曾割掉两个丁丁"的离奇故事。
高潮迭起的枪战戏中，猫咪基努竟成为扭转战局的关键——它不仅抓断绳索救主，还在飞车追逐时扑向反派面部。最终揭晓的警方卧底计划令人捧腹，原来连死亡明星都是演员假扮。片尾彩蛋中，本以为被击毙的艾伦镇兄弟突然坐起，为这场荒诞冒险留下开放式结局。
这部影片巧妙融合了cult片元素与社会阶层反差笑料，当乔治·迈克尔的音乐遇上街头黑话，当公司团建技巧应用于帮派火拼，每个荒诞场景都在解构类型片的固有套路。而那只穿梭于枪林弹雨中的猫咪，恰如观众视角的化身，冷眼旁观着这场成人世界的疯狂游戏。
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When a cat becomes the catalyst for gang warfare, this absurdist dark comedy unfolds with bullet-riddled hilarity. Inside a drug-manufacturing church, the Allentown Brothers (Key and Peele in dual roles) rewrite destinies with gunfire - sparing only a nimble tuxedo cat. As crime lord Diaz pleads "don't hurt my cat", nobody anticipates the feline named Keanu will trigger an even crazier chain reaction.
Two weeks later, heartbroken Rell (Jordan Peele) encounters this heaven-sent stray. Their blissful routine of photoshoots and cuddles shatters when they return to a ransacked apartment and a cat-napping. To rescue Keanu, these middle-class cousins must impersonate the infamous "Allentown Killers", infiltrating the 17th Street Blips' lair - a strip club ironically named Hot Party Vixens.
There, they find Keanu rebranded as "New Jack" with gold chains, serving as mascot for gang leader Cheddar (Method Man). To reclaim their pet, the duo accepts a drug deal that spirals into Anna Faris' deranged Hollywood Hills party. When George Michael's "Faith" blares through speakers, hardened gangsters unexpectedly join Clarence (Keegan-Michael Key) in synchronized singing, while Rell invents outrageous stories during truth-or-dare with a sword-wielding celebrity.
The climactic shootout reveals Keanu as an unlikely action hero - clawing through ropes and launching face attacks during a car chase. The final twist involving undercover cops (including the "deceased" celebrities) delivers perfect comedic payoff. In a post-credits surprise, the supposedly dead Allentown Brothers sit up, leaving room for more madness.
This film brilliantly mashes up cult movie tropes with social satire, juxtaposing corporate team-building jargon with gang warfare tactics. The cat's perspective mirrors our own, watching these grown men navigate a world where drug deals soundtracked by 80s pop music somehow make perfect sense.